Top 17 Smog Songs

1. Dress Sexy at My Funeral
2. I Feel Like the Mother of the World
3. Cold Blooded Old Times
4. Keep Some Steady Friends Around
5. I Was A Stranger
6. Ex-Con
7. Revanchism
8. The Well
9. Bathysphere
10. Strayed
11. Permanent Smile
12. Drinking at the Dam
13. Your Face
14. Truth Serum
15. Red Apple Falls
16. Our Anniversary
17. A Hit

Procrasting again. This was tough to pare down, too many good ones. Download here. Lyrical gems abound, but been into "Your Face" & "Ex-Con" lately.

Ex-Con
Whenever i get dressed up
I feel like an ex-con
Trying to make good
Jean jacket and tie
Feel like such a lie
When i go to your house
I feel like I'm
Casing the joint
In the grocery store

In line behind a mother and child
I'm going to take that child
See because alone in my room
I feel like such a part of the community
But out on the streets
I feel like a robot by the river
Alone in my room
I feel such a warmth for the community
But out on the streets
I feel like a robot by the river
Looking for a drink

Your Face
More beautiful than the sun.

More beautiful than the rain.

More beautiful than all these things,

was your face when you came.

Wilder than the ocean.

Wilder than storm clouds.

Compared to this,

these things were tame.

You face when you came.

But oh, when you faked it.

It was the most beautiful of all.

Of all, when you faked it.

It was the most beautiful of all.

My top 10 favorite Silver Jews songs

1. How to Rent a Room

2. Tennesee

3. Smith and Jones Forever

4. Trains Across the Sea

5. Random Rules

6. New Orleans

7. People

8. Punks in the Beerlight

9. Self Ignition

10. Advice to the Graduate



Download them here - Yeah, I'm procrastinating on doing some work, but I'm sharing the fruits.

Just remembered this idea I had a few months ago and had to get it down:

Inverted Pizza!

Talking points:
• The slices point towards the outer edge
• The crust forms a small circle in the middle
• The hole in the middle can be a holder for a cup of Ranch or a beverage
• You can wear it as a hat - Get hungry? Just reach up, pull off a slice!

See crappy rendering below. Baking an inverted pizza is on my bucket list.

Soyrizo Scramble for Dullards™

Alright this one is easy and cheap, I'll even work in estimated costs:

1. Starts out like most scrambles, oil in the pan, heat it up, toss in garlic and onions. (What, like 25 cents maybe?)
2. Throw in some Trader Joe's Soyrizo, stir it up. This stuff is good, the only bad thing you could say about it is that it's a little rich in sodium. (The whole log is $2, you're gonna use about 50 cents worth of it.)
3. 2 eggs - crack 'em, toss 'em in. (I can't remember how much eggs cost, let's say 75 cents.)
4. Toss in some veggies: tomatoes, scallions, etc. (Hmm, 50 cents.)
5. Stir, let it go till the eggs are to your liking. Fín. Fun.

1 serving
Cost: $2.00
Optionals: Potatoes, cheese, black beans.
Didn't take a photo but this pretty much looks like it:

dot calm

Finished up my website this weekend. Give it a gaze:

www.jeffkriege.com

Snuggggggggggg

Top 5 songs of the moment:

Procrastination Poem

sound + vision

Listen to this:

Grouper - "Heavy Water/I'd Rather Be Sleeping"

And look at this:


Are you freaking out? <-- David Bowie Voice.

Tofu Scramble for Dummies™

• Heat up some olive (or canola) oil, garlic, onion, shallots, whatever...on medium.
• Mix half a thing of tofu (water pressed out of it into paper towel) with 1 tbsp turmeric spice, 1 tbsp salt, half a lemon's juice, curry spice optional.
• Toss in the tofu to the pan. Turn up to almost highest heat.
• Chop up a little bit of potato, toss 'er in.
• Let it cook a few minutes, then toss in some spinach, a lot of it, it cooks way down.
• Chop some veggies (bell peppers, tomato, etc.), toss them in about 5 minutes later
• Cook it for a while, takes a long time to cook the tofu and potato.
• Garnish w/ parsley, salt, pepper, salsa fresca if you have it.

There you have it - Post comments/corrections/complaints below!

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